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Oh... Right. My bad.
The furniture hasn't arrived yet. You see, I just moved in here and I don't even have a glass to offer you tap water (I'm not even sure it's safe, mind you.) I will soon be filling the emptiness but for the moment, I'm busy nanoing away. Come December, I will sweep the place and you'll all be invited to my writing celebration. So in the meantime, please take a slow (slothful, even) walk to the corner store and get yourself a beer or Perrier (grape juice?). I promise I will be ready to welcome you when you come back.
Until then, take care!
Picture source: Mrs Craig's List