As much as this writing prompt seemed funny to me at first, I must say I had a hard time finding what I wanted to do with it. In the end however, I decided to go for something silly. I hope you'll enjoy it.
***Writing prompt 628 - You are a pirate. Describe your perfect day.***
Pets: A few rats and other vermin
Other: Own me own ship
Random question: Describe your perfect day
I enjoy wakin' up with t' sun and look at its reflection on t' blue sea. After givin' orders t' me crew, I like t' eat a breaksmartly o' cured meat, washed down by a few pints o' good ale. On a perfect day, I find t' treaaye I was lookin' for in t' mornin' and have me lads bury it before sundown without even catchin' a glimpse o' a royal navy ship. Lastly, no day be really complete without a stop at t' isle o' Skull where t' rum flows and t' wenches be buxom.
I wish t' find an obedient wench t' do me wash and keep me entertained durin' long days at sea. Scurvy wenches need not inquire.